I gave a small presentation on RoR at work today and here is what one of my co-workers got out of it:
"Today we rode the rails to the monkey patch to pick rubies, pearls and other gems. While in the monkey patch yard, we listened to Sinatra, and watched a unicorn walk across the scaffold. Next we raked the routes and put up posts.
Later, our opinionated host performed a magic show about how the updated dry principle destroyed the yard and we shoulda, coulda, woulda never have stabbed Rich in the back!"